Computer Jokes/Experiences

Hello everyone!

I am creating this thread as a place for bios-mods members to post various computer jokes as well as hilarious computers mishaps/pranks that they have encountered throughout their computing careers.

Please do not post anything inappropriate. Standard forum rules still apply here. Please try to avoid directly copy and pasting jokes from other websites. If you copy paste a few, please give the source website credit.

That being said, have fun!